i hate when someone says ‘squirtle on dem jigglypuffs’ its disrespectful and rude
parents: how were your grades this semester?
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
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Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
when someone gives u a compliment
This scene in a nutshell.
Map of the world, Mario style.